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Rick Springfield

Posted in From The Fanzine Vaults, Music, We Miss The Nineties |

By Less Lee Moore

[This piece was originally published in Smack Dab Fanzine #4, September 1995. With the exception of typos I may have corrected, all of the original text and formatting remain the same. I have also scanned the original artwork.—Ed.]

Everyone whether they like it or not, remembers Rick Springfield. After all, he was a teen idol: musician, soap opera heartthrob and movie star.

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But what do you REALLY know about him? I’m not talking about his birthday or favorite food. I’m talking about the real Springfield, the man with a troubled spirit, the man who has pondered the deepest, darkest themes of all time: the themes of love and passion.

Let’s take a peek into the soul of the man with a look at one of his most cherished pop sensations, the album Success Hasn’t Spoiled Me Yet.

The album begins with a frenzy in the song “Calling All Girls.” Here Rick uses the analogy of a strong male figure, in this case, a law enforcement officer, to show that he will wield his desire for women like a tool via his authoritative position as a cop:

I got a message
Put it through emergency
I wanna see it on the video tonight
Calling all girls (if you’re looking for love)
Calling all girls (if you’re looking for a hot time).

What is disturbing about this man’s raging sexual appetite is his desire for what appears to be teenage girls:

She was young, but she was ripe.

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What’s more, he sees these young girls as evil, even carnivorous creatures:

She was vicious, and she took a bite.

—yet he still desires them.

Rick delves deeper into the universal Madonna/Whore complex in the next track, “I Get Excited.” Here he sees the struggle with the sexual urge as a battle of near-biblical proportions”

I think this angel’s about to sin

AND

I get excited
there’s Heaven in your eyes tonight
the fire’s ignited
down below it’s burning bright

He continues to implore his would-be lover to stay using this pair of images:

I can feel your heartbeat
can’t you feel the heat
baby’s got the cold feet

Here the rhyming of heat and feet provides brilliant contrast.

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One Response to “Rick Springfield”


  1. jemiah Says:
    December 11th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    Wow, is that really his handwriting? How lovely!

    Still, really, the most significan creative endeavour of Springfield, for me, was portraying the original-flavor Nick Knight, vampire detective. Nothing can top that – not even “Jesse’s Girl”.

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